You totally have to take photos of your bugs. I love those kinds of things :-P

At my old house we had looooads of spiders and depending on their sizes they were always: Spider Jon, Spider Jack, Spider Anthony or OMG FUCKING BIONIC AND WAITING FOR US ABOVE THE TOILET!! Hahah.

I can't believe you chemically altered the earwigs. That's really, really interesting if that is the reason they got like that. Maybe you should try it on your mom :-P

I just realised I know next to nothing about your pets. Please inform me of pets, breeds, genders and names. *srsnod*