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Career Inventory Test Results Extroversion |||||||||||| 40% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||||||||| 33% Altruism ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% You are an Idealist, possible professions include - information-graphics designer, college professor, researcher, legal mediator, social worker, holistic health practitioner, occupational therapist, diversity manager, human resource development specialist, employment development specialist, minister/priest/rabbi, missionary, psychologist, writer

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(I messed with their code to bold my ideal profession, since it's on the list)

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||||||||||| 56% Orderliness |||||||||| 36% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 60% Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 80% Materialism |||||||||| 40% Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 80% Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 60% Work ethic |||||||||||| 50% Conflictseeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 80% Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50% Wealth |||||||||||| 50% Dependency |||||||||||||| 60% Change averse |||||||||||| 50% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 60% Individuality |||||||||| 40% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 80% Peter pancomplex |||||||||||||| 60% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 60% Vanity |||||| 30% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70% Hedonism || 10% Physicalfitness |||||||||| 40% Religious |||||||||||||||| 70% Paranoia |||||||||| 40% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56% Indie |||||||||||||||| 70%

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I don't even know how they got my need to dominate so accurate since there were, I swear to god, no questions about it.

I'm totally not 'not rule conscious, rebellious, rash' but the rest all sound right.

word	percentile
altruistic	96.5%
businesslike	96%
positive	91.5%
apathetic	6.5%
organized	4.5%
committed	3%

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Brain Lateralization Test Results

Right Brain (54%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain. Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain

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Personality Disorder Test Results Paranoid |||||||||| 38% Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58% Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Antisocial |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Borderline |||||||||| 38% Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58% Narcissistic |||||| 26% Avoidant |||||||||| 34% Dependent |||||||||||||||| 62% Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 30%

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And to end with, a dash of Freud:

Freudian Inventory Results

Oral (80%) you appear to be overly passive and dependent, wanting things to be given to you instead of working for them. Anal (36%) you appear to be overly lacking in self control and organization, and possibly have a compulsive need to defy authority. If you are too scatterbrained, you will not develop much as a person as you will habitually switch paths before you ever learn anything. Phallic (53%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure. Latency (63%) you appear to be afraid or averse to present or future real world responsibilities, this will only make your inevitable transition more difficult, so learn to deal with the real world. Genital (73%) you appear to have a progressive and openminded outlook on life unbeholden to regressive forces like traditional authority and convention.

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LOL thanks Freud. Good to know my sexuality is apparently the most balanced thing about me.

Edit, several hours later: Fucking hormonal insomnia. I hardly remember doing these. Evidently I stayed up all night doing personality quizzes and watching Nanny McPhee and Nanny McPhee Returns. Still don't feel like sleeping yet. Probably will by noon.