Die Hoellespinne

So usually I try to avoid killing spiders. There aren't any around here that are actually deadly, as long as we don't get black widows on our grapes; I've probably been bitten several times by those Yellow Sac spiders since they deliver the most spider bites in the US, but their bite is so ineffectual I haven't even noticed one on me and besides even if I went on a killing rampage I couldn't get rid of them. And I generally avoid killing things smaller than me.

But just ten minutes ago I found this...thing...casually chilling on the wall behind the couch I had been sitting on for several hours.

( Scary-ass motherfucking spider demon )

OKAY I have identified it as a Running Spider which is apparently the more hellish-looking cousin of our Yellow Sac spiders. So it wouldn't have killed me, just walked all over me in my sleep.

Yeah.

;A; forever