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Feb. 25th, 2012 04:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
potato_headQuote from mom just now:
"Naming a bichon 'Biju'...that's like if we named Tripper 'Chocolate!'"
His actual full name is Tripple Chocolate Hunter. This was mom's suggestion (she doesn't entirely understand kennel names) and in fact she's the only one who maintains this is his full name (quite seriously).
IF ONLY SHE WOULDN'T BE SO OFFENDED IF I LAUGHED
I still wish we had named him Chaucer (Chase for short). Even though these days I call him by just about everything except his name, including 'dinosaur' and 'grumblestrade' and sometimes 'Scotland Yard'.
In fact, yesterday, after Tripper went out in the rain and came in soaked:
Paige: awwww, grumblestrade is all wet.
Me: *Sherlock drawl* as expected, the police are out of their depth in a mud puddle.
Yes, this is all y'all are getting out of me right now, my leg still hurts T n T it is better than it was though. I project being recovered enough to go to class by Tuesday at the latest. But ATM I can't focus on much except the drive to chew my leg into obedience and/or snap at anyone who comes close to me. I've been doing nothing but reading Tony/Steve fanfic with the occasional Sherlock sprinkled in and now there's like, a Cute Marathon going on on Animal Planet so now that's what I'm doing.
Now I'm just sad though because they're doing viral animal videos and they had two clips in a row where all I could think was 'that wheel is WAY TOO BIG for that mouse' and then 'that wheel is WAY TOO SMALL for that hamster'.
Okay this conversation is from a day or two ago and I am paraphrasing it
So Paige and I are watching TV and this clip comes up of penguins 'flying' out of the waves and for some reason we both went 'Sherlock?'
Me: So Sherlock would be a...an emperor penguin because so fucking tall. And in A Study in Pink - no wait, a Study in Salmon -
Paige: Yes, A Study in Salmon, they're chasing the cab, and just waddling after it
Me: No, no, John is waddling, but Sherlock goes straight for the Thames and is like jumping out of the water to yell at John to hurry the fuck up and just fly, because he can't keep up, and he's a puffin.
Paige: YES. And he forgets he left his little helicopter flying thing back at the restaurant. And just takes off.
Me: "John." *splash* "Hurry the fuck up, John." *splash* "He's getting away!" *splash* "Just fly, John!"
"Naming a bichon 'Biju'...that's like if we named Tripper 'Chocolate!'"
His actual full name is Tripple Chocolate Hunter. This was mom's suggestion (she doesn't entirely understand kennel names) and in fact she's the only one who maintains this is his full name (quite seriously).
IF ONLY SHE WOULDN'T BE SO OFFENDED IF I LAUGHED
I still wish we had named him Chaucer (Chase for short). Even though these days I call him by just about everything except his name, including 'dinosaur' and 'grumblestrade' and sometimes 'Scotland Yard'.
In fact, yesterday, after Tripper went out in the rain and came in soaked:
Paige: awwww, grumblestrade is all wet.
Me: *Sherlock drawl* as expected, the police are out of their depth in a mud puddle.
Yes, this is all y'all are getting out of me right now, my leg still hurts T n T it is better than it was though. I project being recovered enough to go to class by Tuesday at the latest. But ATM I can't focus on much except the drive to chew my leg into obedience and/or snap at anyone who comes close to me. I've been doing nothing but reading Tony/Steve fanfic with the occasional Sherlock sprinkled in and now there's like, a Cute Marathon going on on Animal Planet so now that's what I'm doing.
Now I'm just sad though because they're doing viral animal videos and they had two clips in a row where all I could think was 'that wheel is WAY TOO BIG for that mouse' and then 'that wheel is WAY TOO SMALL for that hamster'.
Okay this conversation is from a day or two ago and I am paraphrasing it
So Paige and I are watching TV and this clip comes up of penguins 'flying' out of the waves and for some reason we both went 'Sherlock?'
Me: So Sherlock would be a...an emperor penguin because so fucking tall. And in A Study in Pink - no wait, a Study in Salmon -
Paige: Yes, A Study in Salmon, they're chasing the cab, and just waddling after it
Me: No, no, John is waddling, but Sherlock goes straight for the Thames and is like jumping out of the water to yell at John to hurry the fuck up and just fly, because he can't keep up, and he's a puffin.
Paige: YES. And he forgets he left his little helicopter flying thing back at the restaurant. And just takes off.
Me: "John." *splash* "Hurry the fuck up, John." *splash* "He's getting away!" *splash* "Just fly, John!"
