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potato_headBOLD IF:
You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school.
You graduated within the last 5 years.
You live on your own.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex. (one of them...AM I ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE?)
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver.
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have been a Disney character for Halloween.
You don’t celebrate Halloween.
You have your belly button pierced.
You have your tongue pierced.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have an ankle tattoo.
You have a wrist tattoo.
You have a back tattoo.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 5 tattoos.
You straighten your hair.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night. (LOL I SLEPT IN MY PARENTS' BED...BECAUSE...THEY AREN'T HOME...AND IT IS WHERE THE DOG IS MOST COMFORTABLE SLEEPING...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS)
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You enjoyed your last kiss.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are very punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You are a Capricorn.
You have Irish heritage.
You have Polish heritage.
You have Japanese heritage.
You have Israeli heritage.
You have German heritage.
You have Portuguese heritage.
You have French heritage.
You have Norwegian heritage.
You have Korean heritage.
You were born in May.
You were born in June.
You were born in October.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting. (LOL NO NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME ENOUGH TO DATE ME TELL ME MY HANDWRITING DOES NOTHING BUT CAUSE CONFUSION AND PAIN)
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked. (Ehhh not sure on this one...my asthma is so terrible I just don't think it would work...)
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
beasts_and_men just went to bed wahhhh)
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
You ended your last relationship. (...not...sure...)
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have let someone use you.
You are engaged.
You are married.
You are divorced.
You have a child.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name. (New name, not my legal one)
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house. (THEY REALLY REALLY LIKE ME...IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A GREAT SITUATION FOR ME...SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR TELLING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM)
You live on a farm.
You live in a trailer.
You live in Montana.
You live in South Carolina.
You live in Illinois.
You live in Maryland.
You live in New Mexico.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a twin.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have worked with a Kayla.
You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
You have hugged a Lexie.
You have held hands with a Marcus.
You have dated a Rachel.
You have kissed a David.
You have ridden in a car with a Nicole.
You have had class with a Patrick.
You have gone out to eat with a Chloe.
You know a Kyle in the military.
You are related to a Julie.
You have gotten drunk with a Brent.
You can voice-act.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
Your fingernails are painted black.
You like to read.
You like to cook.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
You have been pulled over for speeding.
You love to drive with the windows down.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you. (...every single one of my friends is older than me I think)
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.
Okay I'm going to go bake now c:
Slytherclaw and Slytherin (and some Ravenclaw) stuff from here.
House+Sign Analysis : Slytherin Capricorn
Slytherin could easily be the natural house of a Capricorn, as both of their behaviours seem to combine. Slytherin Caps can seem incredibly cold and distant, almost like they are constantly brooding. If you tell them this they may take offense, because what you may see as brooding they simply see as thinking of life. It may be likely that these people have a history that has made them this way, but usually it can simply be their nature to be cynical towards humanity. The Goat is deeply logical to push away the emotional distress of the Snake, and that means that Slytherin Caps often find outlets for their emotions that may not be healthy. However, in relationships, the softer side of them can show, and this is the time in which they find themselves truly happy, and since they aren’t entirely sure what to do with that, they may seem awkward in a cute way. It just means they like you.
House+Sign Analysis : Slytherclaw Capricorn
Slytherclaw is the most common combined house for a Capricorn, and often those under this combination seem to be incredibly cold and calculating. They are blunt in their speech, but are also very well spoken, and ooze intelligence. The thing is they would rather keep this to themselves unless they feel it necessary to let it out. Often Slytherclaw Capricorns would rather wait until they have a job where they’re useful, and then they will use their Snake ambition to excel at this to the highest degree. Slytherclaw Capricorns are often not interested in romantic relationships, instead too busy in their own mind or their work to care about any form of social interaction. If you do manage to get close to them, you will often find they can be very awkwardly sweet.
COMBINED HOGWARTS HOUSE EVALUATION : 005. Slytherclaw/Raverin
G e n e r a l - P e r s o n a l i t y
Slytherclaws are almost intimidating in their nature at times, because they have such a strength about them. Their ambition is met only by their sharp intellect that helps carry them through, and this allows them the ability to succeed at just about anything. They are not ones to conform to any social norms, and are often in their own world and allow only specific real worldly interaction within it. They are highly logical but also have a strong wit, and a fire that shines throughout them.
P o s i t i v e - & - N e g a t i v e - T r a i t s
Slytherclaws are absolutely brilliant, and this is in any aspect if their life they choose to excel in. That’s the beautiful thing about them, they are fantastic adapters, and can shed their skin to get into a new experience, if they want it that badly. They are very determined and often have many fascinations that they center their lives around, though one in particular usually sticks out among the rest.
Despite their otherwise virtuoso type way, Slytherclaws can have social difficulties at times. This is because they are not incredibly in touch with the idea that words can offend, and they can hurt others easily this way. Opinions from others do not bother them, so they do not generally expect anyone else to be bothered by them either. It’s not that being rude is their intention, they just tend to be fairly blunt in their speaking patterns, and this can be their social downfall.
C o m m o n - S t a r - S i g n s
An incredibly common sign for a Slytherclaw is Capricorn, as these are people who are very determined hardworkers. Other common signs for Slytherclaws are Scorpio and Gemini, though of course any sign is possible.
H o b b i e s
Slytherclaws have many hobbies, because they like to immerse themselves in as much as they possibly can. However, they often have one thing that they love to the point of obsession, and this is their strong suit. They will absorb themselves in this thing for days on end if you allow them to, and they will relish in every moment of it.
F r i e n d s h i p s
Slytherclaws are not the most social of creatures, and do not often have a large circle of friends. Instead they tend to have one or two close friends, and stick with these friendships closely. They are not ones to voice their appreciation too often, but you’ll find their little gestures show their care. A microexpression of the face, one you wouldn’t normally see on them, a compliment they do not normally give, anything of that sort. They do not like to show it, but when Slytherclaws care, they do so deeply, especially for people who get close enough to them to be considered friends.
I n t i m a t e - R e l a t i o n s h i p s
Friends often mean more to Slytherclaws than do intimate relationships, because they are not always looking for one. To them love is a deeper thing than flesh, so they tend to find it from absorbing into their friendships in a deeper level, which is quite the rarity. If a Slytherclaw likes you, they have fully evaluated the thought and are certain they want you to have a strong place in their life.
T y p o l o g y
The average typology for a Slytherclaw is INTJ (Introverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Judging), because they tend to be logical and have a strong ambition and confidence about them.
A b n o r m a l - P s y c h o l o g y
Note: This section of the analysis is not diagnosis, just a common observation. Do not take it as a diagnosis, nor ask me to diagnose you. If you believe you may have a disorder of some kind and are concerned about it, please seek a professional.
Slytherclaws do not often feel the need to emote, especially not toward others. For this reason they will find other ways to vent their feelings, which often are a bit destructive. Their intellect can sometimes get the best of them, which makes them very prone to paranoia or strongly cynical thinking. Slytherclaws expect things to be a certain way, and if they are not this way they can feel incredibly uncomfortable, as if something is wrong with their mold of the world. They need it fixed or they cannot properly function.
R e l i g i o u s - V i e w s
Slytherclaws are not always the most religious or spiritual of people, as they often tend to take their faith on what they know. Logic and science mean a lot to them, but this does not believe they do not believe in a higher power. They just do not feel the need to push that onto others because it is nothing something they can fully prove.
P o l i t i c a l - V i e w s
Slytherclaws can easily get involved in political debate, but not by jumping into it. They have to be provoked to say their thoughts, but once you get one started, it is very difficult to get them to stop. Their passion is strong, and their words are very well-placed, which makes them beautiful debaters and speakers when it is necessary. Still, they don’t want to push that onto you, unless you insist.
C a r e e r s
Slytherclaws like to find something they will be on the top of the food chain with. If they are interested in law, they want to be the best damn lawyer you’ve ever seen. Into politics? They’re aiming for president. They want to be impressive, they want you to know that they’re fantastic, and they do it with such flair that you can’t find a way to be resentful about it.
I d e a l - E n v i r o n m e n t
The ideal environment for a Slytherclaw is one where they can use their full capability. They want something they feel in tune with, and this is usually unique to the individual and what they are comfortable in.
S e l f - P e r c e p t i o n
Slytherclaws are confident, and know they have talent. Still, they do tend to think less of themselves at times, because they feel they are out of touch with reality. These are phases that only last until they get back into their swing of things, in which case they can have a bit of an ego.
L i f e - M i s s i o n
The mission of a Slytherclaw is to show you their worth, make a spark, and watch it shine out for the world to see.
MIND DUNGEON.
('They condemn what they do not understand')
...And no, I didn't just grab everything I saw. These were the ones I liked oAo;
Also I would like to make it known that being ambitious and being driven are not the same thing. I've never been the hard-working sort of capricorn, I am lazy as fuck, seriously.
You are in high school.
You dropped out of high school.
You graduated within the last 5 years.
You live on your own.
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex. (one of them...AM I ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ONE?)
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have been to the movies within the last week.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You have been a designated driver.
You have broken merchandise and not paid for it.
You have played strip poker.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You recycle regularly.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You have a bank account.
You’ve written a check for less than $5.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have visited the Colosseum.
You have visited The Great Wall of China.
You have never been out of the country.
You have been a waiter/waitress.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have been a Disney character for Halloween.
You don’t celebrate Halloween.
You have your belly button pierced.
You have your tongue pierced.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have an ankle tattoo.
You have a wrist tattoo.
You have a back tattoo.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 5 tattoos.
You straighten your hair.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You celebrate Hanukkah.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You have been told ‘I love you’ by someone today.
You were told by someone who’s not family.
You slept in your own bed last night. (LOL I SLEPT IN MY PARENTS' BED...BECAUSE...THEY AREN'T HOME...AND IT IS WHERE THE DOG IS MOST COMFORTABLE SLEEPING...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS)
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You enjoyed your last kiss.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
Your phone number ends with an even number.
You have kissed the last person you called/texted.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You don’t like seafood.
You have eaten deer sausage.
You have given a complete stranger your phone number.
You have been hit on at work.
You have been hit on by someone more than 20 years older than you.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You are very punctual.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You are a Pisces.
You are an Aquarius.
You are a Leo.
You are a Capricorn.
You have Irish heritage.
You have Polish heritage.
You have Japanese heritage.
You have Israeli heritage.
You have German heritage.
You have Portuguese heritage.
You have French heritage.
You have Norwegian heritage.
You have Korean heritage.
You were born in May.
You were born in June.
You were born in October.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting. (LOL NO NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME ENOUGH TO DATE ME TELL ME MY HANDWRITING DOES NOTHING BUT CAUSE CONFUSION AND PAIN)
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly hair.
You are wearing a watch.
You are wearing flip flops.
You wouldn’t date someone who smoked. (Ehhh not sure on this one...my asthma is so terrible I just don't think it would work...)
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
You are thinking of someone right now. (
beasts_and_men just went to bed wahhhh)Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You are pessimistic by nature.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
You ended your last relationship. (...not...sure...)
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You have gone after someone you knew was bad for you.
You have let someone use you.
You are engaged.
You are married.
You are divorced.
You have a child.
You were/are a teenage mom.
You are an otaku.
You are a cosplayer.
You were named after someone.
You like your name. (New name, not my legal one)
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house. (THEY REALLY REALLY LIKE ME...IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A GREAT SITUATION FOR ME...SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR TELLING JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO THEM)
You live on a farm.
You live in a trailer.
You live in Montana.
You live in South Carolina.
You live in Illinois.
You live in Maryland.
You live in New Mexico.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You have step-siblings.
You are the oldest.
You are adopted.
You have a twin.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have a bad temper.
You have made out with a complete stranger.
You usually make the first move in an intimate situation.
You have worked with a Kayla.
You have gone to the movies with a Jared.
You have hugged a Lexie.
You have held hands with a Marcus.
You have dated a Rachel.
You have kissed a David.
You have ridden in a car with a Nicole.
You have had class with a Patrick.
You have gone out to eat with a Chloe.
You know a Kyle in the military.
You are related to a Julie.
You have gotten drunk with a Brent.
You can voice-act.
You have broken your arm.
You have had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
Your fingernails are painted black.
You like to read.
You like to cook.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You keep a lot of secrets from people.
You don’t think people would accept you if they really got to know you.
You don’t trust people easily.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You drive a car older than a 2002.
You have lost a friend you never thought you would.
You know a child who died of cancer.
You know a teenager who died in a car wreck.
You have done something illegal in the past 24 hours.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
You have been pulled over for speeding.
You love to drive with the windows down.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
Your favorite color is orange.
Your favorite animal is a dolphin.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You regularly watch Asian dramas.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you. (...every single one of my friends is older than me I think)
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.
Okay I'm going to go bake now c:
Slytherclaw and Slytherin (and some Ravenclaw) stuff from here.
House+Sign Analysis : Slytherin Capricorn
Slytherin could easily be the natural house of a Capricorn, as both of their behaviours seem to combine. Slytherin Caps can seem incredibly cold and distant, almost like they are constantly brooding. If you tell them this they may take offense, because what you may see as brooding they simply see as thinking of life. It may be likely that these people have a history that has made them this way, but usually it can simply be their nature to be cynical towards humanity. The Goat is deeply logical to push away the emotional distress of the Snake, and that means that Slytherin Caps often find outlets for their emotions that may not be healthy. However, in relationships, the softer side of them can show, and this is the time in which they find themselves truly happy, and since they aren’t entirely sure what to do with that, they may seem awkward in a cute way. It just means they like you.
House+Sign Analysis : Slytherclaw Capricorn
Slytherclaw is the most common combined house for a Capricorn, and often those under this combination seem to be incredibly cold and calculating. They are blunt in their speech, but are also very well spoken, and ooze intelligence. The thing is they would rather keep this to themselves unless they feel it necessary to let it out. Often Slytherclaw Capricorns would rather wait until they have a job where they’re useful, and then they will use their Snake ambition to excel at this to the highest degree. Slytherclaw Capricorns are often not interested in romantic relationships, instead too busy in their own mind or their work to care about any form of social interaction. If you do manage to get close to them, you will often find they can be very awkwardly sweet.
COMBINED HOGWARTS HOUSE EVALUATION : 005. Slytherclaw/Raverin
G e n e r a l - P e r s o n a l i t y
Slytherclaws are almost intimidating in their nature at times, because they have such a strength about them. Their ambition is met only by their sharp intellect that helps carry them through, and this allows them the ability to succeed at just about anything. They are not ones to conform to any social norms, and are often in their own world and allow only specific real worldly interaction within it. They are highly logical but also have a strong wit, and a fire that shines throughout them.
P o s i t i v e - & - N e g a t i v e - T r a i t s
Slytherclaws are absolutely brilliant, and this is in any aspect if their life they choose to excel in. That’s the beautiful thing about them, they are fantastic adapters, and can shed their skin to get into a new experience, if they want it that badly. They are very determined and often have many fascinations that they center their lives around, though one in particular usually sticks out among the rest.
Despite their otherwise virtuoso type way, Slytherclaws can have social difficulties at times. This is because they are not incredibly in touch with the idea that words can offend, and they can hurt others easily this way. Opinions from others do not bother them, so they do not generally expect anyone else to be bothered by them either. It’s not that being rude is their intention, they just tend to be fairly blunt in their speaking patterns, and this can be their social downfall.
C o m m o n - S t a r - S i g n s
An incredibly common sign for a Slytherclaw is Capricorn, as these are people who are very determined hardworkers. Other common signs for Slytherclaws are Scorpio and Gemini, though of course any sign is possible.
H o b b i e s
Slytherclaws have many hobbies, because they like to immerse themselves in as much as they possibly can. However, they often have one thing that they love to the point of obsession, and this is their strong suit. They will absorb themselves in this thing for days on end if you allow them to, and they will relish in every moment of it.
F r i e n d s h i p s
Slytherclaws are not the most social of creatures, and do not often have a large circle of friends. Instead they tend to have one or two close friends, and stick with these friendships closely. They are not ones to voice their appreciation too often, but you’ll find their little gestures show their care. A microexpression of the face, one you wouldn’t normally see on them, a compliment they do not normally give, anything of that sort. They do not like to show it, but when Slytherclaws care, they do so deeply, especially for people who get close enough to them to be considered friends.
I n t i m a t e - R e l a t i o n s h i p s
Friends often mean more to Slytherclaws than do intimate relationships, because they are not always looking for one. To them love is a deeper thing than flesh, so they tend to find it from absorbing into their friendships in a deeper level, which is quite the rarity. If a Slytherclaw likes you, they have fully evaluated the thought and are certain they want you to have a strong place in their life.
T y p o l o g y
The average typology for a Slytherclaw is INTJ (Introverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Judging), because they tend to be logical and have a strong ambition and confidence about them.
A b n o r m a l - P s y c h o l o g y
Note: This section of the analysis is not diagnosis, just a common observation. Do not take it as a diagnosis, nor ask me to diagnose you. If you believe you may have a disorder of some kind and are concerned about it, please seek a professional.
Slytherclaws do not often feel the need to emote, especially not toward others. For this reason they will find other ways to vent their feelings, which often are a bit destructive. Their intellect can sometimes get the best of them, which makes them very prone to paranoia or strongly cynical thinking. Slytherclaws expect things to be a certain way, and if they are not this way they can feel incredibly uncomfortable, as if something is wrong with their mold of the world. They need it fixed or they cannot properly function.
R e l i g i o u s - V i e w s
Slytherclaws are not always the most religious or spiritual of people, as they often tend to take their faith on what they know. Logic and science mean a lot to them, but this does not believe they do not believe in a higher power. They just do not feel the need to push that onto others because it is nothing something they can fully prove.
P o l i t i c a l - V i e w s
Slytherclaws can easily get involved in political debate, but not by jumping into it. They have to be provoked to say their thoughts, but once you get one started, it is very difficult to get them to stop. Their passion is strong, and their words are very well-placed, which makes them beautiful debaters and speakers when it is necessary. Still, they don’t want to push that onto you, unless you insist.
C a r e e r s
Slytherclaws like to find something they will be on the top of the food chain with. If they are interested in law, they want to be the best damn lawyer you’ve ever seen. Into politics? They’re aiming for president. They want to be impressive, they want you to know that they’re fantastic, and they do it with such flair that you can’t find a way to be resentful about it.
I d e a l - E n v i r o n m e n t
The ideal environment for a Slytherclaw is one where they can use their full capability. They want something they feel in tune with, and this is usually unique to the individual and what they are comfortable in.
S e l f - P e r c e p t i o n
Slytherclaws are confident, and know they have talent. Still, they do tend to think less of themselves at times, because they feel they are out of touch with reality. These are phases that only last until they get back into their swing of things, in which case they can have a bit of an ego.
L i f e - M i s s i o n
The mission of a Slytherclaw is to show you their worth, make a spark, and watch it shine out for the world to see.
MIND DUNGEON.
('They condemn what they do not understand')
...And no, I didn't just grab everything I saw. These were the ones I liked oAo;
Also I would like to make it known that being ambitious and being driven are not the same thing. I've never been the hard-working sort of capricorn, I am lazy as fuck, seriously.
