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To all companies that produce 'winged' pads:

If the adhesive on the wings isn't strong enough to actually STICK to anything, EVEN ITSELF, then the wings are pointless.

Also, to the lady I met at the HS football game last night:

I understand you know my parents. I even kind of know who you are. That doesn't actually give you the right to PUNCH ME IN THE ARM because I'm not double-majoring any more. What the fuck?! I'm pretty sure it was meant to be like, a friendly/joking punch? But it fucking hurt!