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potato_headDakfire: But I thought you were excited for the Gatsby movie?
Me: *starts frothing at the mouth*
(this led into a generally good discussion about how The Great Gatsby is basically just Catcher in the Rye with flappers and nobody in media or fashion today seems to actually know what a flapper is/looks like and Catcher in the Rye is the most fucking obnoxious high school English class 'classic' ever even counting Great Expectations and FLAPPERS ARE NOT 'BOYISH')
Dakfire: So [brother] keeps using my expensive acne face wash without permission.
Me: Yes.
Dakfire: So yesterday I told him that it's meant for women only and it regulates our hormones and lowers testosterone.
Me: OMG
Dakfire: When do you need your car today?
Me: Like...now. Wait why do you need it?
Dakfire: To go on a not-date with the girl who is not my girlfriend yet. [Brother] took our car and didn't come back.
Me: I guess I can leave later...
Dakfire: Yay! Thank you!
Me: I expect a mention in your acceptance speech when you finally make out with her.
Dakfire: *gets home* Oh you're watching Les Mis!
Me: Yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on but the music is nice.
Dakfire: *goes upstairs to shower* *comes back down an hour later* ....you're still watching Les Mis?!
Me: YES I THOUGHT IT ENDED HALF AN HOUR AGO PLEASE HELP I THOUGHT ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS WERE DEAD WHY IS IT STILL GOING?!
Nikka
You do not fit in that
SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T FIT
She so much did not fit that half the time when she tried to get into that box (she was nesting in it all day) one of the flaps would get stuck under her and we would have to grab it and tug it out of her way.
Finally we took pity on her and found her a bigger box:
Me: *starts frothing at the mouth*
(this led into a generally good discussion about how The Great Gatsby is basically just Catcher in the Rye with flappers and nobody in media or fashion today seems to actually know what a flapper is/looks like and Catcher in the Rye is the most fucking obnoxious high school English class 'classic' ever even counting Great Expectations and FLAPPERS ARE NOT 'BOYISH')
Dakfire: So [brother] keeps using my expensive acne face wash without permission.
Me: Yes.
Dakfire: So yesterday I told him that it's meant for women only and it regulates our hormones and lowers testosterone.
Me: OMG
Dakfire: When do you need your car today?
Me: Like...now. Wait why do you need it?
Dakfire: To go on a not-date with the girl who is not my girlfriend yet. [Brother] took our car and didn't come back.
Me: I guess I can leave later...
Dakfire: Yay! Thank you!
Me: I expect a mention in your acceptance speech when you finally make out with her.
Dakfire: *gets home* Oh you're watching Les Mis!
Me: Yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on but the music is nice.
Dakfire: *goes upstairs to shower* *comes back down an hour later* ....you're still watching Les Mis?!
Me: YES I THOUGHT IT ENDED HALF AN HOUR AGO PLEASE HELP I THOUGHT ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS WERE DEAD WHY IS IT STILL GOING?!
Nikka
You do not fit in that
SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T FIT
She so much did not fit that half the time when she tried to get into that box (she was nesting in it all day) one of the flaps would get stuck under her and we would have to grab it and tug it out of her way.
Finally we took pity on her and found her a bigger box:
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Date: 2013-04-08 02:27 pm (UTC)