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Dakfire: But I thought you were excited for the Gatsby movie?
Me: *starts frothing at the mouth*

(this led into a generally good discussion about how The Great Gatsby is basically just Catcher in the Rye with flappers and nobody in media or fashion today seems to actually know what a flapper is/looks like and Catcher in the Rye is the most fucking obnoxious high school English class 'classic' ever even counting Great Expectations and FLAPPERS ARE NOT 'BOYISH')



Dakfire: So [brother] keeps using my expensive acne face wash without permission.
Me: Yes.
Dakfire: So yesterday I told him that it's meant for women only and it regulates our hormones and lowers testosterone.
Me: OMG



Dakfire: When do you need your car today?
Me: Like...now. Wait why do you need it?
Dakfire: To go on a not-date with the girl who is not my girlfriend yet. [Brother] took our car and didn't come back.
Me: I guess I can leave later...
Dakfire: Yay! Thank you!
Me: I expect a mention in your acceptance speech when you finally make out with her.




Dakfire: *gets home* Oh you're watching Les Mis!
Me: Yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on but the music is nice.
Dakfire: *goes upstairs to shower* *comes back down an hour later* ....you're still watching Les Mis?!
Me: YES I THOUGHT IT ENDED HALF AN HOUR AGO PLEASE HELP I THOUGHT ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS WERE DEAD WHY IS IT STILL GOING?!



( And then her cat did THIS )

I FINALLY GOT MY HAIR CUT DARLINGS





Why are my eyes closed in both pictures? Because amazeballs, that's why. Stop questioning my flair.

It went well enough, considering how long I'd put it off and that I'm still not back to 100% as far as social interactions are concerned. The stylist made a lot of inane small-talk and also asked me if my dad was okay with my hair going this short, which was both amusing and a little 'urgh' because I had just been feeling a bit bad about how I am incapable of going to get my hair cut on my own and need one of my parents to take me when I'm a freaking adult. Well.

Also, dakfire painted me this amazing picture of a cubone. I don't think it'll scan well because paint never does but if I can find my camera I will take a photo because my sister is the best thing.

Also also, might be going with whole family sans Derek to see the Hunger Games movie today. I was going to wait and go with like, ocelotofdoom and maybe dakfire but I thought the baby shower I agreed to go to with mom was today (because mom TOLD ME it was today) and only found out otherwise last night so I told ocelotofdoom I couldn't do it this weekend. And mom read the book and now she's all into it so we're going to do like, a family thing. She actually just went out to buy the tix ahead of time if she can. Paige and I will probably do the sibling-date thing, it'll be fun.

ETA LMFAO so see that orange shirt I'm wearing there? That's my faux-vintage Orange Crush shirt. Dad bought it for me like a year ago, not realizing Paige had had an identical (well, size smaller, obviously) shirt for quite some time. Paige just walked in from doing some yardwork for a neighbor. She looked at me, then took her sweatshirt off. SHE WAS ALSO WEARING HER CRUSH SHIRT.

6 u 9

9 u 6

Maybe I can convince her to keep it on for the movie. Matching siblings > sibling date?