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potato_headSo Dad has been out of town for a couple of days. Derek (my brother) left town today to go hang out with friends.
Shortly before he left but before any of us could talk to him, we discovered...the situation? Apparently something went down in the upstairs bathroom last night.
The toilet lid is closed, and there is a sign on it reading 'DO NOT USE. Toilet is broken. Sorry. -Derek'
There are (dry, clean) paper towels scattered all over the floor.
There is a single (empty, apparently clean) plastic cup sitting in the middle of the floor.
Our largest metal pot from the kitchen (of the size that you would use to make a large amount of soup or pasta) is sitting, empty and apparently clean, in the shower.
We are all too nervous to lift up the lid of the toilet and see what might be in there. We've decided unanimously to leave it for when either he or Dad gets home, and we are using the downstairs bathroom for now.
UPDATE. Mom has lifted the lid. The toilet is, unsurprisingly, full of tobacco dip.
Shortly before he left but before any of us could talk to him, we discovered...the situation? Apparently something went down in the upstairs bathroom last night.
The toilet lid is closed, and there is a sign on it reading 'DO NOT USE. Toilet is broken. Sorry. -Derek'
There are (dry, clean) paper towels scattered all over the floor.
There is a single (empty, apparently clean) plastic cup sitting in the middle of the floor.
Our largest metal pot from the kitchen (of the size that you would use to make a large amount of soup or pasta) is sitting, empty and apparently clean, in the shower.
We are all too nervous to lift up the lid of the toilet and see what might be in there. We've decided unanimously to leave it for when either he or Dad gets home, and we are using the downstairs bathroom for now.
UPDATE. Mom has lifted the lid. The toilet is, unsurprisingly, full of tobacco dip.
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Date: 2013-08-20 01:06 pm (UTC)You have ADVENTURES at your house. XD
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Date: 2013-08-20 04:35 pm (UTC)As for why he had enough to clog the toilet, it's because he spits into cups/water bottles/etc. and leaves them all over the house (including shoved into the couch cushions) and dumps the ones in his room all at once. I'm amazed that he thought this plan of leaving a note rather than telling anybody would lead to him not getting in trouble xD DID HE PLAN TO STAY AT CAPE COD FOREVER.
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Date: 2013-08-21 02:22 pm (UTC)UGH tobacco spit is super gross. :/ My biased opinion: Just smoke if you're going to use that nasty stuff, it makes you slightly less completely disgusting.
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Date: 2013-08-21 06:05 pm (UTC)Actually, scratch that. He spilled some of the dip in my room once and it smelled so strong (it's flavored with cloves, apparently) that it set off my asthma anyways. Ughhhhh.