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SO I WAS SO SUPER BUMMED YOU GUYS BECAUSE THE SNOW RUINED HALLOWEEN

BUT THEN I WAS TEXTING DAD AND THEY FINALLY GOT POWER BACK AT HOME SO I WAS LIKE 'OKAY I AM GOING TO BAKE HALLOWEEN GOODS THIS WEEKEND WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT'

AND THEN DAD INFORMED ME THAT SINCE THE TOWN WAS BASICALLY SHUT DOWN ON MONDAY THEY MOVED TRICK-OR-TREAT TO THIS SATURDAY

not only did I not miss weekend-before-Halloween baking and making a costume for Tripper, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MISS TRICK-OR-TREAT

I GET TO TERRIFY KIDS THIS YEAR

YES YES YES



P.S. IS THIS A NOSEBLEED OF EXCITEMENT?

Oh wait, no, it is just a nosebleed of cold air. Fuck you, cold air.